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Boomerang Kids Available for Adoption Near You...

Jeffrey Nelson

Age: 32      Height: 6'1      Weight: 210

Education Level 

Bachelor’s Degree

(Communications Major)      

 

College Debt 

$120,000 in loans   

Current Job

Greeter at a strip mall Subway

Please consider adopting our 32-year-old son Jeffrey. He is potty trained and grooms himself!  Jeffrey has a friendly demeanor and is very low energy, which makes him fairly easy to take care of. He is happiest when he’s laying on the couch in front of the TV, and he sleeps about 14 hours a day.  He is not a picky eater and up to date on all vaccines. If you’d like to meet Jeffrey in person, please contact us at info@betamaleproductionco.com.

- Jeffrey's Parents

Perry Landry

Age: 29      Height: 5'9      Weight: 190

Education Level 

Master's Degree

    (Library Sciences)      

 

College Debt 

$215,000 in loans   

Current Job

Cashier at Barnes & Noble

Perry is shy at first, but he warms up to people over time.  He does suffer from separation anxiety, but he is getting better at being alone during the day. He is currently in a phase where he does not like to be touched, so approach him cautiously.  Perry can dress himself and do his own laundry, but he does need help with cooking and cleaning.  He takes frequent cat naps and spends hours a day on Reddit. If you are interested in taking Perry off our hands, please contact us at info@betamaleproductionco.com. 

- Perry's Parents

 

Logan Barlow

Age: 35      Height: 6'2      Weight: 230

Education Level 

Bachelor’s Degree

(Sociology Major)      

 

College Debt 

$160,000 in loans   

Current Job

Part-time Manny

At 35, Logan is one of our older boomerang kids, which makes his parents even more desperate to get rid of him.  He works upwards of 12 hours a week as a part-time manny, but he mostly keeps himself occupied with a strenuous combination of playing Fortnite and watching other people play Fortnite. He is very low maintenance, and is happiest around meal times.  Make Logan a permanent fixture in your home today!

Meredith Hersh

Age: 30      Height: 5'3      Weight: 110

Education Level 

Working on a PhD in Art History   

 

College Debt 

$260,000 in loans   

Current Job

Full-time student

Following a 3-year unpaid internship at a local art gallery, Meredith is now in year four of a nine year PhD program in Art History.  She is quiet and mostly keeps to herself, but she can also be cuddly in short spurts.  If you are looking for a low-fuss boomerang kid, Meredith could be the perfect companion! Meredith doesn't smile much these days, but with a little TLC she could hopefully get back to her old self! 

 

Cody Miller

Age: 28      Height: 5-7      Weight: 150

Education Level 

Bachelor’s Degree

    (Business Major)      

 

College Debt 

$70,000 in loans   

Current Job

Bar-Mitzvah DJ

If you are looking for an easy adult to take care of, Cody is your answer! He sleeps in until noon every day and almost never leaves the couch. Cody spends his weekends showing up uninvited to his old college fraternity's events, and the brothers are still not really sure why he's there.  He loves re-watching Narcos episodes and he aspires to one day become a rapper, even though he has no discernible musical talent. Adopt Cody today!

Karl Sandberg

Age: 25      Height: 6'1     Weight: 204

Education Level 

Bachelor's Degree

(Hospitality Major)   

 

College Debt 

$129,000 in loans   

Current Job

Server at Applebee's

Karl is one of our cuddliest boomerang kids! He loves long car rides and belly rubs.  Karl invented what he likes to call the "4 hour Power Nap."  When he's not sleeping, Karl enjoys writing Game of Thrones fan fiction and waiting tables at Applebee's.  Please be aware that Karl does have a strict diet of cereal and week-old chicken parm.  Adopt Karl today!

 

Brittany Weldon

Age: 24      Height: 5-2      Weight: 106

Education Level 

Bachelor’s Degree

    (Russian Literature Major)      

 

College Debt 

$162,000 in loans   

Current Job

Internet Vlog Star

If you're looking for a carefree, upbeat boomerang kid to adopt, you've come to the right place. Ever since last year's weekend trip to Sedona, Brittany has spent most of her time in her parent's basement filming a weekly vlog about the powers of healing crystals.  But don't worry! She's sure these videos will take off soon! She just needs new parents who are willing to spend the 10k she desperately needs to add to her gemstone collection.

Bryce Greenberg

Age: 23      Height: 5'11     Weight: 163

Education Level 

Bachelor's Degree

(Political Science Major)   

 

College Debt 

$288,000 in loans   

Current Job

Unemployed gym rat

Even though Bryce is unemployed, he has spent the last 2 years growing a sweet gotee.  He loves taking shirtless pics of himself at the gym, going to EDM concerts and buying colorful sunglasses to add to his collection.  Bryce also wears a backpack everywhere he goes, but no one is quite sure what he's carrying around all the time.  Please help Bryce's parents out by adopting him today!  

Glen Worcher

Age: 27    Height: 5-10      Weight: 174

Education Level 

Bachelor’s Degree

    (Journalism Major)      

 

College Debt 

$135,000 in loans   

Current Job

Trader Joe's Employee

  Glen likes to smile and loves to stand too close to people when he talks!  While he is still searching for a career path, Glen keeps himself busy working part-time as a Trader Joe's cashier.  Glen has really made a home at Trader Joe's, where he considers himself the life of the party.  He loves trying out goofy accents, guessing personal information about customers based on their grocery items, and ringing that weird bell they have for no reason.  Adopt Glen today!

Chloe Mardol

Age: 26      Height: 5'6     Weight: 123

Education Level 

Bachelor's Degree

(English Major)   

 

College Debt 

$114,000 in loans   

Current Job

Waitress

Chloe moved to Peru after college to teach English for what was supposed to be a one-year stint, but after falling in love with a local salsa-dance instructor, she ended up staying in South America for 3 additional years.  She finally returned to the States last month with her Peruvian boyfriend in hand, and they both now live with her parents, who have made it abundantly clear that they hate their current living situation with a burning passion.  Please consider adopting Chloe today!

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